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15 April 2010


If you cross the North Korean border illegally

You get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally

You are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally

You get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally

You will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally

You may never be heard again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally

You will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally

You will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally

You will be arrested, prosecuted and sent to prison and deported

If you are an Indonesian and cross the Malaysian border illegally

You will get:

- My PR (Permanent Residence)

- A driving license

- Voting rights

- Job reservation

- Special privilege to be considered as a bumiputera

- Credit cards

- Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

- Free education

- Free healthcare

Oh Malaysia ! What a great country!

i loike...

4 comments:

deena awanis berkata...

mulia nya jadi Malaysia..=(
yang terhimpit warganegara sendiri..
nak pergi Pudu sorang2 pun takut sebab rasa macam pergi melancong ke negara lain pulak!!

nabilah berkata...

hahaha
kalau naik ktm rasa mcm bukan dekat malaysia ;p

naMie berkata...

hahaha...ishkk...skang depa2 ni bahagia....seronok...klang, muar, kl...ishk3...ni tempat yg kite tawu...yg xtau?? pengankutan awam nk naik skang da seram, da berbau harum....

dak eina berkata...

kelantan lg besh lah.!

 

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